Friday, February 1, 2013

Evidence of My Having Low-Level Superpowers

1. I am a straight-up wizard at introspection.
2. I use correct punctuation and grammar 99% of the time, even on twitter.
3. I can do 5 push-ups without breaking a sweat.
4. I can eat 5 push-ups without breaking a sweat.
5. Does ADHD count as a superpower? Well, it should.

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